Judging from Hindsight

We all here that expression used "Don't Judge Me" quite often don't we?

Oh but the irony of that statement. It practically screams do judge me by what I say.think.see.do.write.wear.

2 things I will be flat out honest that I judge people by. 

(Don't laugh)

Or rather should I say DONT JUDGE ME? ha

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I think 2 ways to judge how a person TRULY lives is by 

how they keep their toilet/and or bathroom area. 

I cannot STAND using anyone's bathroom if I see/find/spy hair anywhere in the vicinity of the place of doing business! I feel that the toilet is the ONE thing in the house that is to be kept clean and sanitary at ALL TIMES. Dirt, dust and hairs (from anyone and any part of the body) simply do not fly with me if I see them on le toilet! 

And for those of you wondering, 

The toilet paper goes OVER not under at my house! And yes, I'm one of "THOSE" ppl that fixes it Ie at school in the bathroom if it's upside down! LOL

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I'm judgmental about how ppl keep their cars. Okay all you moms with kiddos that eat cheerios and spill drinks in the back officially hate me now right?

I  even have rules for my own car! LOL I don't eat in my car. Yeah, you heard me. No food. 

I have a friend, who thankfully isn't on blogger who seriously has so much SH*T in her car, I was petrified to ride with her. She literally had a mound of clothes, cds, junk in her passenger seat which she so graciously cleared off for me to sit down. And much to my horror, what did I spy on her seat? Some big goober of old mushed foreign something toxic looking mashed on her seat. She so totally saw me gaping at this mess, and said "Oh that's been there forever it won't mess up your clothes". 

RiGHHHHHHT.

Because I want to sit my new Express black pants in THAT. ew. kill me now. 

So folks, if you car resembles or looks anything like this,

Safe to say I'll be driving myself separate. 

So why am I freak about these 2 things? The way I figure it, these 2 things are things/places that people at anytime other than yourself may have to use if they are over visiting, and thus should be kept clean and sanitary at all times. I think cars can be a breeding ground for germs more than a restroom! Think about how often YOU disinfect your car. Um never right? And neither do the people that detail or wax your car. 

Don't judge me. 

Or do.

Hahahah.

Have a great day bloggies!