Life from Aspen's View!

Why hello there bloggers. ASPEN here. I'm guest blogging for mommy today. I thought I'd give her a break, seeing how she spends entirely way to many evenings on here answering questions and playing along in weekly questions, rather than paying attention to MOI!  Case in point, see photo below:

Hello!!!!! MOM!!!! I am way more pretty to stare at than this brightly lit screen! PAY ATTENTION TO ME GOD DOG IT ! 

So instead of Mommy answering questions about her fine self, I am going to answer questions about this my fluff self.

In case you didn't know, I'm Aspen, and I'm five yrs old. (Human years of course)

My activities include:

 sleeping, 

play biting mommy's hand to get her attention, 

Long walks on the beach,

Ha. Who am I kidding. That's totally mommy talking there. Me?! Get precious lil ole' foot in that water? You're dreamin child! 

What was I saying? Oh! I remember...

 taking Mommy's undergarments!

(she doesn't call me the panty bandit for nothing girls! Is it weird that I'm a girl and like her knickers? Don't answer that. You don't count. You're a human. Me a dog. Me like things humans don.t Crumbs on the floor, dirt, puddles to run into after a bath only days ago. hehe)

Okay so just like my owner, I get off topic. As I was saying...

One blogger writes, "What was your worst life experience?"

Well friends, I'd have to agree with mom on this one and say it was when I had my knee surgery when I was only 6 months old. Case in point, mom only has 3 pictures as proof of this awful time in my life. Darn you luxating patella. My genes did not bless me with good knee caps, and thus, when I was just a baby on Halloween, I had to cost mom a pretty penny, and have a MAJOR operation on my left knee.

Don't you worry your pretty little head, that nasty old scar on my leg has long been covered up by my white fur. 

I know mom often reads that magazine only girls read that talk about positions....

So like the magazine, I'd have to say my favorite position is this one!

Now hold up. I know you all be thinking dirty....No Sex positions for this fur child..Oh No. Mom long took all my parts out when I was a wee pup and that is just fine by me! :) 

I'm not a frilly girl. I hate those gosh dang bows my old groomer would attempt to put in my lil ole' ears! 

Mom is the BEST mom and takes these out if they ever put them in! She says it will kink my straight hair (something she says she can relate to whatever that means)

And I don't do "clothes" either. Look at me!!! I have so much hair I'd roast in another layer on my body. 

this is as festive as I get for the holidays. I don't like things around my neck much. 

Another blogger asks,

"What are your favorite books?"

So glad you asked! 

Clifford has the life! 

Another blogger asks, 

"what are you fave movies?"

Much like my mom, I am much the movie Bia :) I have quite the list so here you go:

My Heroes of course are these guys:

And lastly, a blogger asks 

Why did your mom pick you and not a Lassie or snoopy type dog?

Ah. Mom tells me all the time her interest in poms began with this lady....and this one TV Show called "the Osbournes."

Meet Sharon and her evil version of me, Minnie!

And with this, my mom says her obsession with Poms Began. Of course she was bound determined to make me way more lovable towards humans than Sharon's Furchild is towards anyone but her! 

Mommy: 1 point

Aspen: 1 point 

I love all things that move wiggle make noise. Kids I adore. I am one lucky pup that got to go to school with mom a few years ago for a few weeks! :) 

And much to your dismay, or secret happiness, I am pawing off..logging off whatever you call it. I need my beauty sleep. Hope you all enjoyed getting to know me better! 

Licks & Tail Wags,

Aspen